The iPad is made by God
Oh how I love my new iPad. It’s truly made from unicorn tears and gumdrops! I don’t know how I survived before it but I am certainly glad that I don’t have to lug my Macbook Pro around to get online and/or to write all of the random stuff that hits me!

"God speaks to me through my iPad!"
Oh Happy Days!!
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October 18, 2010 at 10:31 pm
are you fucking kidding me? please tell me you’re being sarcastic.
November 7, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Not being sarcastic…it’s a terrific device.
October 18, 2010 at 10:45 pm
i only ask because people genuinely have this reaction….
November 7, 2010 at 8:08 pm
And I agree with the Majority Rule. People have that reaction because Apple rules the Universe.